This is a snippet from my best seller ebook. You're welcome.
With these suggestions, you'll be free of your asshole status forever, asshole!
1: If you email an artist asking for artwork, and want that artist not to take any other orders while you get the money to afford said artist's service, then fucking stick to your word and keep in touch, and don't act surprised when the artist has taken another job when your fatass didn't reply at the promised date, asshole.
2: If you email an artist asking for rates and it turns out you can't afford it (you poor motherfucker), then have the balls to reply back stating you don't want to place an order after all instead of not replying back, asshole.
3: If all you've done in the past 7 email exchanges is ask questions about a service without actually buying shit, don't expect a discount for wasting the artist's fucking time, asshole.
That's your free sample of the glory that is my best selling ebook "how not to be an asshole client", go fucking buy it. If you find it that is, only privilegued people can access this raw piece of awesome.