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How not to be an asshole client.

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 22, 2012, 12:15 PM


This is a snippet from my best seller ebook. You're welcome.
With these suggestions, you'll be free of your asshole status forever, asshole! :D

1: If you email an artist asking for artwork, and want that artist not to take any other orders while you get the money to afford said artist's service, then fucking stick to your word and keep in touch, and don't act surprised when the artist has taken another job when your fatass didn't reply at the promised date, asshole.

2: If you email an artist asking for rates and it turns out you can't afford it (you poor motherfucker), then have the balls to reply back stating you don't want to place an order after all instead of not replying back, asshole.

3: If all you've done in the past 7 email exchanges is ask questions about a service without actually buying shit, don't expect a discount for wasting the artist's fucking time, asshole.

That's your free sample of the glory that is my best selling ebook "how not to be an asshole client", go fucking buy it. If you find it that is, only privilegued people can access this raw piece of awesome.

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AOdinn Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
Sounds like a good book!


I'm guessing all of this happened to you?
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Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
More than once. I actually sold a few copies before the book was taken down. Maybe i've found my calling and i should make ebooks!?!?!?!?!?!?
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AOdinn Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
Can always to that as a side project =P
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AuraOfArt Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've been enlightened.
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CoosCoos Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Now I can be an educated asshole THANKS BRO <3
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